April 2013
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May 2012
1 post
April 2012
2 posts
March 2012
1 post
February 2012
2 posts
I told you I was predictable.
What did I tell you? Maybe that I would write something one night when I took some Nyquil and instead of succumbing to inevitable slumber? Maybe I tried to fight it to write a dumb tumblr post just to forget all about it the next morning? Yes. That’s exactly what I did.
And I’m doing it again! Yay me!
Nyquil, check! Boredom, check! Flagrant disregard to the fact that I’m only...
January 2012
2 posts
Nothing, Really.
About every few months I get back into posting here. This lasts about a day, maybe even a few hours and then I forget about it again. These spurts of blogging normally arise when I’m either (1) at work and don’t want my boss to see me on Facebook, (2) at work and don’t want my boss to see me on Twitter, (3) not writing an article I should be writing or, in this particular case,...
December 2011
1 post
September 2011
6 posts
How I Met Your Mother
In a recent twitter discussion, frustrations with the CBS show “How I Met Your Mother” arose.
I can’t say I don’t like a show “just because.” I need reasons. I’ll admit, “How I Met Your Mother” used to make me laugh, but now, there are too many holes in the program for me to just ignore. It’s like one giant piece of swiss cheese at this...
Bon Iver
I’ve been waiting for this concert for a solid 3 years. Not to say ever since I heard For Emma, Forever Ago I immediately knew Justin Vernon and his crew would follow up with an incredible 2nd album, but I do give myself some (possibly undeserving) credit for my immediate obsession with the group in 2007. Perhaps it was my underdeveloped, hormone-addled, teenage mutant brain, but when I...
Word Game
I just found this. I'm never deleting it.
Good work, Abel.
me: lets play a game
a word game
the story game
Abel: ugh okay'
you start
me: do you knwo how to play the story game
Abel: no
me: i say a word
you say the next one
and we try and tell a story
Abel: okay
me: There
Abel: farted
me: the
Abel: king
me: oh
of
Abel: Kentucky
me: . A
Abel: wise
me: , naked
Abel: king
me: , spending
Abel: buttloads
me: oh
of
Abel: farts
me: on
Abel: cocaine
me: . Farts
Abel: were
me: the
Abel: currency
me: of
Abel: Kentucky
me: during
Abel: the
me: Jurassic
Abel: Revolution
me: . Fredrick
Abel: Nietzche
me: liked
Abel: farting
me: thus
Abel: he
me: was
Abel: rich
me: throughout
Abel: Kentucky
me: . He
Abel: used
me: King
Abel: Salamander's
me: pillow
Abel: to
me: fart
Abel: into
me: . but
Abel: the
me: King's
Abel: pillow
me: decided
Abel: to
me: take
Abel: a
me: bite
Abel: out
me: of
Abel: time
me: . This
Abel: marked
me: the
Abel: darkest
me: hour
Abel: in
me: Kentucky's
Abel: brief
me: economic
Abel: fartocracy
me: . The
Abel: state
me: of
Abel: affairs
me: was
Abel: dismall
dismal
me: until
Abel: coinage
me: made
Abel: things
me: grow
Abel: prosperous
me: in
Abel: Kentucky
me: . Coins
Abel: replaced
me: farts
Abel: . The
me: poop
Abel: reamined
remained
me: valuable
Abel: for
me: the
Abel: peons
me: like
Abel: farmers
me: who
Abel: fertilized
me: with
Abel: it.
me: Queen
Abel: Salamnder
me: the
Abel: Ugly
me: was
Abel: eleven
me: years
Abel: old
me: when
Abel: she
me: revolutionized
Abel: waterbirths
me: by
Abel: simultaneously
me: lunging
Abel: and
me: hurling
Abel: aggressively
me: as
Abel: her
me: child
Abel: spewed
me: from
Abel: her
me: vaginal
Abel: cavity
me: . This
Abel: came
me: as
Abel: a
me: surprise
Abel: to
me: her
Abel: patrons
me: especially
Abel: the
me: Master
Abel: Cleanser
me: , Portabello
Abel: Gayface
me: . He
Abel: was
me: the
Abel: straightest
me: dragon
Abel: in
me: Kentucky's
Abel: discotech
me: . The
Abel: End.
me: good
Abel: (Gotta go back to work)
me: peace out
Abel: later
good work
good stry
me: i like ti
im saving it
Sick
I always hated it when friends would post “sick” as their facebook status like anyone actually cared. Not even a clever, “I’m sick, come bring me some fucking soup and crackers.” Cool, you’re sick, I get it. I’ve been sick before too, it sucks. But it happens to EVERYONE. Everyone gets sick at some point, some worse than others. If you wrote “I have...
Progress
This is the third tumblr I’ve made.
Sometimes I have trouble focusing on things, but today my attention span is irrationally weak. I think it’s because I haven’t taken my ADD medicine and because I have a cold. But even though I’m sitting at my desk waiting to be told to go home, writing this makes me feel better because I’m actually doing something. Before I started...
